Monday, January 30, 2012

Sellout

Los Angeles X, most commonly known by its slave name, Los Angeles International Airport.

Young Los Angeles X ... rebel


The Later Years...Influenced by "The Man"

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Just Me and My B*tch...A Love Story

-Courtesy of Sensei Easy


I was livin the life. Knockin off maaaaaaad b*tches. They loved me. But (sigh) I found that one. I mean I treated this Lady to spaghetti dinners, candlelight, long walks and said "lemme chill". I knocked her up aka "Federline'd" her. Now I live with a rich family, in a house, fed every day, living the good life...Just Me and My B*tch!!

"This time the dinosaurs TALK"!!!

Friday, January 27, 2012

End Of An Era

Drake is hell bent on stripping away all of the credibility light-skinned men have worked so hard for!!
Cheetah Print?  Really??
Sorry guys.
In memoriam:
Shemar Moore
Michael Ealy

Harold Ford Jr
Boris Kodjoe
Kid, ok not really!!
 

My Review of "Tree of Life" in Three Seconds




Monday, January 23, 2012

Lost In Translation

Netherlands, either change the name of the country to Dutchland or change the name of the langague to Netherland(pronounce ne-ther-lin).  I waste way too much energy trying to remember which country speaks Dutch!

Sunday, January 22, 2012

I Believe The Children Are Our Future

San Francisco 49ers QB Alex Smith looks like Telly from "Kids" had he applied himself!

Alex Smith


Actor Leo Fitzpatrick aka Telly from the movie "Kids" (on the right)


Livest Lil Ni^^as alive!!

Do Not Attempt

That's funny seeing as most people who do attempt probably can't read!

A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$....

Don't blame Nicki Minaj and video girls for making women want to "enhance" their bottoms.  Blame store mannequins.  Someone's been drinking their milk!

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's An A$$-Whoopin??

What a heroic way to earn a certified ass-whooping!!!



A few possible outcomes:
Best Case Scenario




Worst Case Scenario

Monday, January 16, 2012

Ballin'

I'm a millionaire....In Indonesian Rupiahs!!


1000000 Indonesian rupiahs = 110.1930 US dollars

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Friday, January 13, 2012

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.
- Mark Knopfler

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

THUG Life

Does Pac really need a biopic??

You can't replicate this:


and let's not forget...
               from



SMH!

Honorable mention:
Derek Luke for playing one hell of a "Diddy"

The Dark Continent Presents: How To Be A Player



I can't believe that's the album cover


For sh*ts and giggles:

Parlez Vu Francais?

Maia Vidal aka Your Kid Sister aka the French Amy Winehouse(In my opinion)




Thursday, January 5, 2012

How Much Wood....

IF a woodchuck could chuck wood?  You mean it doesn't chuck wood?


Sidenote: Did you know Woodchucks are actually Groundhogs??

2012 Gym Etiquette


In order to make everyone's gym experience pleasurable, let's set some ground rules for 2012.

1.Deodorant....it goes a long way!!
2.It is OK to mouth your tunes, NOT sing them aloud!
3.Refrain from conversations with people running on treadmills
   a)refrain from offering exercise advice or suggestions
4.Please utilize your towel in the locker room.  Just because you are comfortable with your nudity doesn't mean I am.
5. No powder or cream usage in public areas.  I don't need to know you have issues "there"!

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Left Brain Vs. Right Brain

Spinning Woman Optical Illusion
"THE Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa.
Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it."



LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic
detail oriented
facts rule
words and language
present and past
math and science
can comprehend
knowing
acknowledges
order/pattern perception
knows object name
reality based
forms strategies
practical
safe

RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses feeling
"big picture" oriented
imagination rules
symbols and images
present and future
philosophy & religion
can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
believes
appreciates
spatial perception
knows object function
fantasy based
presents possibilities
impetuous
risk taking

I don't know which I enjoy most...Trying to prove its rigged or actually making her change directions.

Have Fun!