It's A Bird...It's A Plane...It's The Invincible White Woman!!!

I don't know what it is about these women but they never get their comeuppance when it is most rightfully deserved.  They willfully walk into dangerous situations and yet walk away unscathed.  I am not in any way trying to be racist.  I am sure other white women are just as baffled!  You be the judge.

"Nancy Botwin"

She was a drug dealer with strong ties to the mexican cartel.  She was a notorious liar and lacked many if not all morals.  And yet, she lives to the end.




"Sidney Prescott"

Haunted by multiple serial killers for over a decade and seems to always beat this knife wielding monster with a smooth kick to the chest.  She's been shot, stabbed, choked...you know I am starting to think Lisle Von Rhuman from "Death Becomes Her" may have slipped her the potion between Scream 2 and 3!






"Sookie Sackhouse"

I've never wanted a lead character to die as much as I've wanted Sookie to.  Say what you want about me being mean or morbid but she is down right annoying.  She talks big mess, drags everyone else in it, and yet ALWAYS seems to be the last one standing.  As ridiculous as "True Blood" has gotten, I am sure no one would miss Sookie if she happened to R.I.P.


Princess Peach

B*TCH STAY OUT OF KOOPA LAND!!  I totally oppose one giving up some A$$ as payment for a service however she owes Mario and Luigi a bite of the peach for saving her life time after time!

Lindsay Lohan

Self Explanatory










Paris Hilton

How does she not have AIDS yet??

(note for the sensitive people,  I do not really want Paris or Lindsay to die)

In conclusion, I'd like to place these women in one of Mitt Romney's binders full of women and be done with them once and for all.