Save "Ratchet" Campaign

"Ratchet" is one Wolf Blitzer reference away from falling into slang purgatory. It's being overused and applied recklessly to various people/places/and things.  Ratchet is such a wonderful word to characterize things too brilliant to be "ghetto" and too ignorant to be "hood".  And the best part is "Ratchet"-ness cross all color lines(DON'T BE FOOLED. IT'S NOT JUST A BLACK THING). However, just like"ghetto"(also not just a black thing), incorrect usage can spark an ass-whooping. Please, for the sake of all things holy, PLEASE, use "ratchet" only when necessary.

Ratchet Examples:

V-Nasty QUEEN of All Things Ratchet

Ratchetness: Is a mild infection sort of like the common cold. That may be contacted through visiting various stores ie: Walmart, Family Market, Bodegas, or anywhere Quest is accepted.  When contracted with the infection, you tend to do "IGNANT SH*T" like going out in public with attire such as: SCARFS(Ratchet spelling) on YO HEAD, PAJAMA PANTS, & other CRAZY SH*T.
from: www.Urban Dictionary.com

In case you need assistance identifying ratchetness, please refer to the following song:

The day "The Dougie" died: