Thursday, March 29, 2012

Jesus Christ of Ladder Day Saints

Ever notice how hard LDS members go in Black and Latino neighborhoods??  I wonder what their rate of conversion is.


Guess I got my answer:


Sidenote:  I have done extensive googling to find out the back story of the short sleeve white shirts.  I am just going to ask a member the next time I see one to find out why and return with an update.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Ok, NOW I'm Offended!!

Really?  Titanic 3-D?  Because watching people fall to their death looks SO much better in 3-D??  They do realize the first two hours of the movie is a lot of Blah Blah Bull Sh*t right?  I will judge anyone who pays $15+ to see this movie which  I JUST WATCHED ON HBO because it is in 3-D.
Don't you have enough $$ James Cameron?? Well Mr.Cameron all I have to say to you  is this:



Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Monday, March 26, 2012

25 and Older: A Tip for Survival

Today's music isn't about back story.  Gone are the days when street cred was relevant. Make us believe your story is possible. Make music we can listen to and if the music is good, we don't really care how "real" you are. We don't have time to care.  Christmas still felt like Christmas the year after you find out there was no Santa Claus, right? Need proof??

Corrections Officer William Roberts II/ Rick Ross



Goes Hard


Degrassi's "Wheelchair Jimmy"/Drake
 

Waka Flocka Flames (Yes he was named after Fozzy Bear's catch phase)
 

Goes Hard


If you subscribe to this submission, life will be easier.  You will let go of the "music sucks, they aren't talking about anything" and well, Let that a$$ clap!  
BOW BOW BOW

Saturday, March 24, 2012

The 1st Annual "Black Off" Battle

Dr. Michael Eric Dyson and Michael Steele should participate in a "Who's Blacker" Battle!

~LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE~

In The Left Corner we have Georgetown Sociology Professor:
Mr.Michael (A.K.A. Mr Hip Hop Intellectual) Eric Dyson


And in the Right Corner we have the Former Chairman of the Republican National Committee:
Mr. Michael ( A.K.A. That's How We Roll) Steele


Winner:  Well he's got the Fried Chicken and Potato Salad (his words not mine) so it's gotta be:





MICHAEL STEELE
What were you thinking?  Haven't you seen "Rosewood"??
 

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

It's A Hard Knock Life

Here is proof that no industry is recession proof! 
( yes that is a beer in Mickey's hand )

Good Luck Mickey!!! I wish I could say the same for Minnie. 





Friday, March 16, 2012

Did You Know???

Air Force One is NOT the name of the President of the United States plane.  It is an air traffic control signal signifying the specific plane the President in on.

This could ACTUALLY be considered Air Force One!!

(To some racist, I am sure it currently is)

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Save "Ratchet" Campaign

"Ratchet" is one Wolf Blitzer reference away from falling into slang purgatory. It's being overused and applied recklessly to various people/places/and things.  Ratchet is such a wonderful word to characterize things too brilliant to be "ghetto" and too ignorant to be "hood".  And the best part is "Ratchet"-ness cross all color lines(DON'T BE FOOLED. IT'S NOT JUST A BLACK THING). However, just like"ghetto"(also not just a black thing), incorrect usage can spark an ass-whooping. Please, for the sake of all things holy, PLEASE, use "ratchet" only when necessary.

Ratchet Examples:



V-Nasty QUEEN of All Things Ratchet















Ratchetness: Is a mild infection sort of like the common cold. That may be contacted through visiting various stores ie: Walmart, Family Market, Bodegas, or anywhere Quest is accepted.  When contracted with the infection, you tend to do "IGNANT SH*T" like going out in public with attire such as: SCARFS(Ratchet spelling) on YO HEAD, PAJAMA PANTS, & other CRAZY SH*T.
from: www.Urban Dictionary.com

In case you need assistance identifying ratchetness, please refer to the following song:




The day "The Dougie" died:

Coming Out of the Closet

Closets came to America from Europe.  Their use was for a room of privacy or to store art, valuables, books and for praying.


According to Lucy Worsley, author of "If Walls Could Talk":A History of the Home
 I think it owes a lot to the European tradition, doesn't it? You can see - and in fact, some parts of European history survive in America where they don't in the U.K. For example, the Tudors invented a special new room in the house called the closet, and the closet is a lovely little room. It's richly decorated. It's private. It's off the bed chamber, and it was originally used for the storing of precious arts and treasures, and it was used for praying.
It's linked to the rise of literacy. People kept their books in closets. And the pilgrim fathers took closets over to America, and still in your houses, that's a room where precious things are stored, but they died out in England. We don't have closets anymore 
On the United Kingdom's lack of closets
"It's not a room type that we recognize anymore. We have freestanding pieces of furniture called wardrobes that might be used for storing clothes. But those little square, dark, walk-in rooms don't exist in the U.K. That's a little piece of history that you've got that we haven't."

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Bracketology 2012

 
I wonder, do schools like Norfolk State or LIU Brooklyn have themselves going all the way??

"This is our year bro"!

Friday, March 9, 2012

We've All Been Down This Road Before

Oh Mitt, You'll Say Anything!

That's our Mitt!




Don't be surprised when he tries this during his Deep South Swing:


That's our man!!!


Ps: Mitt, can you remind me: Who let the dogs out??



He's so one of us (Us meaning anyone he needs a vote from)!!

Friday, March 2, 2012

You're The 'F--k You' man, Right???

What does Eddie Murphy have against good movie roles?  What did they do to him, besides earning him $20million a film, to make him shun them?? Y2K didn't lead to the end of the world but it sure did lead to the end of an era!
 

 

Hong Kong Phooey (pre-production)
Hong Kong Phooey (voice)
2008 Meet Dave
Dave / Captain
2007 Shrek the Halls (TV short)
Donkey (voice)
2007 Shrek the Third
Donkey (voice)
2006 Shrek: Smash n' Crash Racing (Video Game)
Donkey (voice)
2004 Far Far Away Idol (video short)
Donkey (voice)
2004 Father of the Pride (TV series)
Donkey
Donkey (2004) … Donkey (voice)
2004 Shrek 2
Donkey (voice)
2003 Shrek 4-D (short)
Donkey (voice)
2002 I Spy
Kelly
2001 Dr. Dolittle 2
Dr. John Dolittle

Sidenote: Was I the only one entertained by Bowfinger?? 

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Keith Heading Told Me That Joke

"A little boy said to his mother; 'Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?' His mother replied, 'Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!'


Richard Cebull
U.S. federal judge Richard Cebull of Montana

Richard Cebull's email, obtained by the Great Falls Tribune, reads: "Normally I don't send or forward a lot of these, but even by my standards, it was a bit touching. I want all of my friends to feel what I felt when I read this. Hope it touches your heart like it did mine."



I'm sure Keith is somewhere chuckling right now!