Sunday, June 17, 2012

I'll Take "That's F*cked up" for $300

Answer:

Question:
What is Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

"Ah F*ck"

Unit of Measurement

Quantify a "sh*tload". Does it come before "a ganga" (a gang of)? Is it greater than "hella"??

Friday, June 8, 2012

Petition: Idris Elba as the Next Bond

Considering all the other pointless petitions they have going around, I figured I make one I felt was relevant. Yeah I could save the environment or feed starving children in a 3rd world country but that would require effort. Just close your eyes and imagine Stringer Bell as Bond. Chills!!

Pass it along!

Change.org|Free Online Petitions

It's amazing how you can make a petition for just about anything! And we wonder why our voice has no power.

How Many Licks Does It Take....

...to be poisoned by a Tootsie Pop??

Just one!!!

Step your wrapper game up!!

Those wrappers come off quicker than John Travolta's pants in a massage parlor...BOOM!!

He wants to lick it like a lollipop!!!

"So I Passed Her A Lollipop and a Letter..."

I didn't believe it when I heard it. Still don't believe it after seeing it.
And they say Blacks don't marry...HA!

Introducing Tom Thumb Weddings (Yes this is very real!!)

from the New York Times

Tom Thumb Weddings: Only for the Very Young

Published: June 16, 1991

"Do you promise to take Nakia to the movies?" the 10-year-old minister, Gregory Armond, asked the bridegroom, Lenox Mitchell. "Do you promise to buy her popcorn and bonbons if she wants them?"
Then he turned to the bride, Nakia Ray: "Do you promise to let Lenox play Nintendo in peace? Do you promise to push him in the swing when you are in the park?"
Gregory concluded the ceremony by announcing to the guests that "Nakia and Lenox have vowed to be kind to each other and share their childhood as friends."
Although the 10-year-old couple will probably not abide by most of the vows, the Tom Thumb "wedding" was an opportunity for them and 22 other Brooklyn children, ages 1 to 13, to have fun and be different. Different because, unlike in other mock weddings held nationwide, the children dressed up in African fabric and were very proud to show their cultural heritage. Importance of Friendship
"A Tom Thumb wedding is a way to give children a sense of what a real wedding is like," said LaRaine Webb, a member of Cadman Congregational Memorial Church in Brooklyn, where the ceremony took place last Saturday.

But, more than that, it is an opportunity to teach them about the importance of friendship and of making promises, said Rosalyn Johnson, a member of Ruth Chapter No. 3, the Order of the Eastern Star, which sponsored the program under her direction.
"Besides, it gives the children something to do; it keeps them off the streets," said Mrs. Johnson, who wrote the vows in what she called "kids' language."
Besides the ceremony, the program included a children's fashion show, an African dance performed by a girl and two boys and a reception with a chocolate wedding cake. The children also received certificates and trophies as mementos. Guests bought tickets at the door, and proceeds went to the Ruth Chapter.
The weddings are named for Tom Thumb, a dwarf in P. T. Barnum's circus, who married Lavinia Warren in an elaborate ceremony in Manhattan in 1863. Churches and various organizations later held Tom Thumb weddings as youth activities or fund raisers.
"People wanted to find a constructive way to teach children religious values," said William T. Lee Jr., a deacon at the First Baptist Bute Church in Norfolk, Va. The Real Meaning?
Tom Thumb weddings virtually disappeared in the 1970's and 80's, but are now coming back. Mrs. Johnson first initiated the idea in her neighborhood three years ago as a way to raise funds.

Mama said if you don't have anything nice to say....

Friday, June 1, 2012

PLEASE Don't Give These N****S Money Candidate: The Jiggin' Movement

Peyton Manning riding the bench all season + a Recession= Jiggin Like a Fool. Folks in Indianapolis had to occupy their time some way. Why not embrace their natural instinct, right? Part of me is scared. Part of me is intrigued. Part of me is gracious. However...most of me is scared!

Jig on!

1.	jiggalate
	v.- stemming from the behavior exhibited by individuals under the influence of X, jiggalation (the act of jiggalating) has grown in its scope and its impact. Now, one needs not be in a drug-induced euphoria to jiggalate. With the advent of several underground hit songs and the spread of its dance craze throughout south Louisiana, jiggalation is more than just popping x... it's more than a dance... it's a state of mind; it's a way of life.

From www.urbandictionary.com

Side note:
A) Those rims are cold(don't judge me)!
B) Who knew Indianapolis could go from this:
Peyton Manning

To This:

Lil Jon

By the way, let me catch a jig-fest going down while I'm driving down the street.
Two words: Click...Click

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Softening The Blow

Shows like "Sex in the City", "Girls" and Single Ladies" aren't about women's empowerment. They are just a distraction while women slowly transition into this:

Thank You For Being a Friend!