Softening The Blow

Shows like "Sex in the City", "Girls" and Single Ladies" aren't about women's empowerment.  They are just a distraction while women slowly transition into this:


Thank You For Being a Friend!

It's Just Facts!

Weed is not a vegetable, but pizza is!

Porn actresses are not allowed to call any part of their bodies "tight"!

In most hoods, the July 4th holiday runs from Memorial Day until about July 12th.


Despite what you may believe, Tupac is dead!

NBA Basketball players have no frames in their glasses.  It's an "I'm not a jock" façade.

Side note: Why does Russell Westbrook look just like Urkel??

You're all wrong!!  Jesus was neither white nor black!  Jesus was Middle Eastern!  Lets see who rushes in to claim that one!

TNT's Ernie Johnson is white.

His mom Lois and dad Ernie Johnson Sr

The N-Word should NEVER be sung!

Side note: Tyga's album "Careless World" would have been much better had it been SOMEONE ELSE'S album!

Memorial Day is a day to honor our fallen soldiers, not just bar-b-que or get discounts on furniture or cars!

Just doing my due diligence!  Happy Memorial Day!

It Puts The Lotion On It's Skin....

Lady Gaga sports a second meat dress.

Somewhere a cow in Idaho is having a "Buffalo Bill" moment dreaming about wearing Lady Gaga!

Sh*t Happens!!!!

courtesy of Dabi


....not sure what my options are now.

Only in LA

Tea Party Members Beware!!!!

Mc Donalds has revealed a long held secret Obama doesn't want you to know...


Minorities communicate telepathically.  


This message brought to you by: The Co-Chairs of the Uncle Tom's Cabin Super PAC

Becky Bonkaine's B*tchin' Song of the Week

ROCK OUT!!

Interesting tidbit: from www.ultimate-guitar.com

The Origins Of The Horns 

( Rock n' Roll hand sign )

What is far less known is where in Satan's name it actually comes from. Because it is a gesture it is very difficult to trace the origins of it. However the very earliest depiction of the symbol that I have ever heard of is in and ancient Greek painting. From here it is thought to have passed into Roman culture and has existed in Italian culture ever since. The true name of the Horns is the "Corna". In Italian culture it has several meanings, and can be used in several ways. One of the more interesting ones used is in photos as a more insulting version of the bunny ears gesture. What it means in this context is that the person's partner has been sleeping around. Here is a pic of the Italian Head Of State demonstrating this.

However the use of the Corna that applies to rock music is as one of the ways to ward off evil spirits and "the evil eye", others are touching wood or grabbing your bollocks once again demonstrated by the Italian Head Of State (weird bloke).

Another place it is common is in Texas where it is used as a general victory or celebratory symbol. However this is not so important to the origins of the horns as Dio's grandmother was Italian not Texan.

04. How It Entered Rock

The way that this found its way into rock culture is via Ronnie James Dio and Black Sabbath. Dio's Italian grandmother being rather superstitious and having no testicles to grab used the Corna for its original purpose. Later in life when he joined Black Sabbathhe felt that he needed some kind of gesture to connect with the crowd better. However he wanted to have one that was his own and not use the peace gesture that Ozzy had always used. Given the dark nature of the songs he was singing he decided to use the Corna. As he himself put it in a 2001 interview “I was in Sabbath at the time. It was a symbol that I thought was reflective of what that band was supposed to be all about. It's not the devil's sign like we're here with the devil. It's an Italian thing I got from my Grandmother.”

Unlike now it was a far more active symbol and wasn't just there to be thrust into the air, if the fingers are tilted upwards it was meant to ward off evil but if the fingers were tilted downwards towards the target then it was supposed to "curse" them.

From there it was adopted by metal fans the world over as a vague sign of the occult Satanism or just metal-ness, and has since simply become a symbol of all that rocks, and is even creeping into use in pop music.

Gene Simmons also claims to have invented the sign as a rock and roll symbol beforeDio; however I think he is simply trying to jump on the band wagon. On the other hand he does claim to have evidence for this in the form of an album cover but in this enlarged version of the photo in question he is doing it wrong, by forming his hand incorrectly and also by holding it jutting out from his hip not in front of him or above him as it should be done.

The Next O.J. Simpson

Metta World Peace aka Ron Artest

Don't act like the signs aren't there!


White women, you've been warned!!  1... 2 ... Ronnie's coming for you!

How Is This Legal?

5-hour Energy

                FIRST-any thing giving you an exact time frame its product works needs to be regulated
SECOND- Ever take a 5 hr Energy drink right before your plans are cancelled?  There is nothing worse than being energetically pissed! You seriously consider taking another drug to come down off it i.e.:Benadryl or weed.


Here is a suggestion for a potential spokesman: